Eel 4

That's it, you stupid twat.

Hug the lovely eel. I hope it bites your fucking head off for being a stupid twat.

You stupid twat.

Eel 3

FAO : Matthew Brown.

You look like a right cunt.

Eel 2

What the shitting christ is even happening in this photo?

Still, I wouldn't kick her out for wetting the bed.

Yeah. I didn't capitalise "christ". Get over it

Eel 1

Look. He's green. Like The Incredible Fucking Hulk.

He's also an ugly fucker. Just like that ugly, abortion gone wrong, Wayne Rooney